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[nickandrovna]

1. One guy got drunk by 7 PM (as many other guys on the ship did). He said: "I am very shy. I am sorry".
2. Another very drunk guy was surely underage and he didn't even try to hide it.
3. One marine decided to quit drinking and didn't drink at all.
4. Another marine held beauty contest and Lisa won.
5. One crew member cleaning lady said: "Change name!'
6. One guy said to his friends: "... Lisa! Yes! Her name was Lisa".
7. Lisa decided not to request the prize. She considered every lottery she won without intent to participate as scam.
8. One american guy said: "I've read "War and peace". It is not one story, it is like 20 different stories". Also he said: "I am fascinated with the past".
9. One chinese waiter in the restaurant trained his memory by memorizing customer's names. He could remember 20 names at a time.
10. One bartender was Romanian and he said: "We killed Chauchescu".
11. Another 4-year old boy was sitting in a hot tub, and thinking that water in another hot tub is hotter.
12. Another woman was thinking outloud: "Это бандиты, способные на все, что угодно. А потом они исчезают с Земли так, что их вообще нельзя найти. А потом требуют выкуп и тихонько их закапывают. Вот что творится. Вот в какое время мы живем".
13. Another guy had wife that goes to bed at 10 PM. And then he is free.
14. And friend of this guy was ashamed of americans and suspicious about Putin.
15. One chinese student of Physics Department Arizona state university liked Disneyland cruise he previously took better than this one.
16. One mentally disabled woman decided to drink one "margarita" and then to take a photograph of herself. It went in this order because of the alphabet.
17. Wife of the insurance agent changed her mind and didn't go to bed at 10 PM.
18. One chinese guy was entertaining several tables.
19. One underage girl said that she met 19-year old guy, and it changed her life.
20. The father of 4-year old boy in a hot tub was happy without drinking.

Comments

[dnkpm.livejournal.com]

u got a wonderful blog here. that's not specifically about this post. i just had to place a comment somewhere :) and it keeps getting better

[nickandrovna.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It feels nice. It's nice of you!